The Foreign Legion's Camel

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The Foreign Legion's Camel

Postby The Doctor » Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:22 pm

A captain in the Foreign Legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his first day there he noticed a very old, seedy-looking camel tied up at the back of the barracks. He asked his sergeant what this animal was for.

The sergeant replied, ‘Well, sir, we’re a fair distance from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel.’ The captain thinks about this, and says, ‘Well, if it’s good for morale, then I suppose it’s all right with me.’

After he has been at the fort for about six months, the captain became very frustrated himself. Finally he could stand it no longer and so he told his sergeant, ‘Bring in the camel!’ The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain’s quarters. The captain then got a footstool and began to have vigorous sex with the camel.

As he stepped down, satisfied, and was buttoning his pants up, he asked the sergeant, ‘Is that how the enlisted men do it?’ The sergeant replied, ‘Well, no sir, they usually just use it to ride to the brothel in town.’
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