Father of my kids

Joke of the day/week, drop your gags in here!

Father of my kids

Postby The Doctor » Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:08 pm

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids. '

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the stag do where I made love to you in the pool, with all my buddies watching?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.
User avatar
The Doctor
Site Admin
Posts: 437
Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:21 pm

Return to Jokes

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests